“A shock, a shock, I need a shock!”
“Alright, big shock, coming up.”
—The Unicorn and the Wasp
Tennant’s hair in this cap. I mean. Like. His hair.
So recently I started watching Star Wars for the first time. It’s lulzier than I expected.
Laughed ‘til I cried, yo’.
dead.
My pants just fucking exploded and the bed sheets disintegrated.
Jesus tittyfucking christ.
Oh, unf.
In North Gallifrey,
Born and raised,
In the Tardis is where I spent most of my days
Traveling, Running Round, Acting All Cool
And all flying round time, bending the rules.
When a couple of daleks, who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I started one little time war and the Lords got scared
And said You’re all alone now, and don’t come back here.I whistled for K9 And when he came near the
Dog Barked “Master, let’s go now sir”
If anything I could say that this Dog was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo Homes, pull that gear!I landed on a street at ‘bout seven or eight
And I yelled to K9 “Allons-y! Be back later!”
Look at Earth, I was finally here
To stop those damn Daleks, and get them the fuck out of here!
Best. Ever.
Don’t click this link. And definitely do not read the whole page.
No, seriously. *sniffle*
