I’m saving myself for someone with facial features. :( Sorry!
The best day of my life was the day I met the Doctor. He came and whisked me away from my humdrum life of linguistics and YouTube and opened my eyes to the wondrous world outside of York and it’s stuffy old people and shit. A wondrous world of no rules and so much fun.
My Doctor was fun and wild and the things he did were fun and wild. The things he did to my heart were fun and wild. The things he did to my body, well, they were illegal in several countries. Doctor Bekn Dignum was unlike any man I’d ever known. He was so fun and wild and he had nice hair.
He had this special watch you see and he could control the very time vortex itself with it. He said he stole off some kid called Bernard because the kid fucking annoyed him and wouldn’t have any wild fun with it. The first thing we did together was dig a giant hole for sits and giggles, Bekn wouldn’t say what we put it but it was such a bonding (and later bondage) experience that I didn’t ask why we did it.
I once asked him if we could travel through space with it but he slapped me round the back of the head and said it would break too many copyright laws. I giggled. I giggle a lot because I’m a girl and I am delicate. Though fiery because I am
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Our life of crime and passion was sexy and fun and I loved every minute of it. We robbed banks and pushed over cows because we could and because the watch was magic and shit. I once asked him for desk sex because I thought it would be hot but he looked at me wistfully and said that was Lloyd’s special power. I never met Lloyd but I bet he was a BAMF.
Like all fun an wild things my time with the Doctor had to end. He left me tied naked to a tree and said he would return. I hope he will one day because he was sexy but my time with him was like well good.
There are some YouTubers out there who don’t like having fanfiction written about them oh my god what are they even thinking.
- the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
- US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
- US government: also pizza is vegetables