June 2011
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Text I received this morning:
“She refused to honour my request for oral sex. Why didn’t ‘say a cheeky hello to Mr Penis’ work?”
Yep.
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fuckyeahsarahreesbrennan:
lumykins:
I DO NOT FOLLOW ENOUGH SARAH REES BRENNAN FANS.
AND NOT ENOUGH OF THEM FOLLOW ME.
YOU WON’T APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT I’M READING DEMON’S SURRENDER RIGHT NOW.
THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THE THINGS THAT I AM *FEELING*.
Guys, we have found our calling. It is finding other ‘fish on tumblr and bringing them into the fold.
My emotions upon finishing...
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How I Imagine the writing for Sherlock goes:
Moffat: We just can't have them kiss!
Gatiss: Why not?
Moffat: It wouldn't make any sense to have them--
Gatiss: I'll let you kill Rory.
Moffat: What?
Gatiss: I'll let you put Rory in and kill him.
Moffat: I...I love you. Just no sex scenes.
Gatiss: You can kill Rory more than once.
Moffat: Okay no full frontal nud-
Gatiss: Three times.
Moffat: Fuck the ratings, lets do this.
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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...
– God Bless Drag Queens (via wwiao)
THESE ARE THE GODDAMN BITCHES WHO TOOK THE STREETS AT STONEWALL
THESE GODDAMN BITCHES ARE HEROES
(via imgaydidntyouknow)
GUERRILLA DRAG QUEENS
(via youth-and-fuckery)
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Russell & Jon on SatNavs:
Russell: Now you get a SatNav and it's so comforting when you've got Jane there. Do you talk to Jane?
Jon: I don't have Jane.
Russell: Do you have Tim?!
Jon: No, I have Raoul.
Russell: Who's Raoul?
Jon: Spanish fella. "En la rotonda gire a la izquierda, segunda salida!" Thanks, I will mate.
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36 days until Deathly Hallows part 2.
36? BUT YESTERDAY, YESTERDAY IT WAS 37.
Rebloging for the gif because really, when will this ever really be relevant again?
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The Tumblr dash changes appearance
freakadellycircus:
The Doctor Who fans are like:
“It regenerated!”
The Supernatural fans are like:
“It’s shape-shifting!”
The Firefly fans are like:
“This is what going mad must feel like.”
The Sherlock fans are like:
Torchwood fans are like:
The Merlin fans are like:
And the Harry Potter fans are like:
I guess out of all of these I’m more of a Sherlock fan,...
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Sometimes me and Lily will just be hanging out on Skype and she’ll post something hugely beautiful like it’s no big deal and then doesn’t understand when I just sort of melt at the keyboard and offer her my soul. For example:
“Sometimes I feel like, times like this when I’m in my room and it’s the middle of the night and I’m at my laptop, usually...
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My sexy friend Dave and I discussed the latest ep of Doctor Who in a Skype conversation before we realised that our sexy friend Yellow would see it and hadn’t watched the episode yet. Hasty editing ensued…
CrimsonBubbles: So then CrimsonBubbles: WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT? Lindsey: I wasn’t STANDING ON MY HEAD THE WHOLE TIME Lindsey: I need to rewatch THE EPISODE WITH THE SAUSAGE...
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Why I love all the Doctors
janeturenne:
a photo essay
1: Because he’s adorable when embarrassed, he’s always learning and growing, and he’s still very much a Time Lord. Because he’s got precisely the reverse of Matt Smith going on: he’s young by the standards of his own species but old by ours, and it creates the most fascinating dynamic.
2: Because he’s kind, considerate, demonstrative, loving, whimsical, playful...
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